UGLY FACE

A lot of people always ask me why I make such an ugly serious face when I bat.


Top Ten Reasons Rick makes such an ugly face when he bats

10. I'm angry that I suck
9. I've come a long way, but I'm not quite there yet toward becoming a good hitter
8. Loser
7. Constipated
6. Intense Clown
5. Weirdo
4. Angry that Chelo makes more money than I do
3. It's natural
2. Trying to make the pitcher laugh and get a walk

and the Number One Reasons Rick makes such an ugly face when he bats

1. Who cares