Wednesday, November 2, 2011

BUH BYE

Bye Suck, any true softball fievrue knows that. Except for a major holiday having a week off is weak.

In the NFL they suck, but at least the injury factor makes it understandable.  Softball bye's? 
Give me a fucking break - so wack

Hopefully, next year All Bye's will be going Buy Bye

in Inwood as well as in other league's

10 Reasons Bye's Suck in Softball and should go Buh Bye

10. The Season is too short, especially in the fall. The saying is "Play Ball", not "BUY BYE"
9. Less "Family Time" is a good thing. C'mon dude softball is good for the family and your relationship - Haven't you heard that familiarity breeds contempt? Leave it to the Beaver isn't reality. You need softball time, not bye time
8. You lose your softball swerve with all the time off - Softball Atrophy
7. Hurts the ebb and flow of a season. Momentum is only as good as your next game, Bye's stop momentum.
6. Boring
5. Drinking/Smoking at home or in a bar isn't as much fun as it is at the ball park
4. Too much time on your hands to blog, spend money, view porn, talk shit
3. It's an annoying interruption that usually has no real use/value. Kind of like the emergency broadcasting system
 you just can't wait for it to be over and get back to your normal existence.

2. Players on your team are so dumb and lazy that the time off makes them even more difficult to motivate.

and the #1 Reason Bye's Suck in Softball and should go Buh Bye

1. Isn't Obvious - You wanna play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2. Players on your team are so dumb and lazy that the time off makes them even more difficult to motivate.

and the #1 Reason Bye's Suck in Softball and should go Buh Bye

1. Isn't Obvious - You wanna play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

  1. Mothers Day, Memorial Day, Easter, July the 4th, bye week, 33% of the season off and scrambling for a permit at season's end. Maybe we should add Festivus too

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